I think it would be fun if we made Doug-style videos about our cars as Opponauts.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/15/2017 at 10:29 • Filed to: Sweet internet money

“Here’s why my wife’s 2008 Pontiac Vibe will have lost over half of it’s value when we break 150k miles next year.”

“Here’s why my Equinox seemed like a good idea at the time, but whatever, it works and I’ll have it paid off soon.”

“Here’s why my constantly-breaking used S-class might be worth $3000, no lowballers I know what I have.”

“Here’s why I should have bought a V8.”

DISCUSSION (40)

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 10:35

“Here’s why I’ll keep talking about buying a truck while I complain about my VW.”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
03/15/2017 at 10:36

Rekt

itschrome > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 10:38

“ Here’s what you get when you buy the last of the W bodies. Hint get a warranty”

Jack Does Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 10:41

“Here’s why my Equinox seemed like a good idea at the time, but whatever, it works and I’ll have it paid off soon.”

This is one my mother can relate to a bit to well. I might do this.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 10:43

I have a much better idea, let’s all buy cars to make videos about then instead of that let’s go drive other cars and make videos about them.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 10:45

“Here’s where I’m going to tell you about the Prelude Curse.”

TysMagic > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 10:46

“here’s why I daily drive a clown car that’s depreciating faster than trump’s approval ratings”

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > E90M3
03/15/2017 at 10:47

The tax deduction though...

Tapas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 10:51

“This is my neighbour’s Sebring convertible! Is it worth $2300? Absolute-Hey Bob! Just checking out your sweet ride!”

“Okay okay! Put the shotgun down, I’ll get out!”

interstate366, now In The Industry > CB
03/15/2017 at 10:56

Kinja'd!!!

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 10:56

It’s probably not a good idea to share a video about your wife’s vibe with random strangers on the internet.

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 10:59

To read more of my thoughts, click the link below to go to auto trader dot com slash oversteer

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/15/2017 at 11:00

Would probably get you more internet money though

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 11:09

“Here’s why the Jeep Cherokee is still one of the greatest SUV’s on the road after 20 years!”

bwp240 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 11:12

“Here’s why the Saturn SL’s plastic is really fantastic”

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 11:12

Challenge accepted.

Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 11:12

what if we make a video style doug instead

Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 11:14

“Here’s why my 7 year old Hyundai has a wrench where a door handle should be.”

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 11:16

“Here is why the MkIV series VW’s do NOT suck...”

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 11:17

Here’s why warranty warranty warranty, also carmax. amirite?

CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 11:22

“Here is why this badge engineered V8 Aussie mobile is one of the best bangs for the buck you can buy right now”

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 11:24

Here’s why my constantly-breaking used S-class might be worth $3000, no lowballers I know what I have.”

I see how it is Doc. And It’s worth at least $4000 thankyouverymuch.

Captain of the Enterprise > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 11:26

Here’s my 2005 Corolla that I bought because my crown Vic was a piece of shit.

It’s reliable, light, fuel efficient and slow on the highway but feels great in the corners compared to my old car.

It’s paid off and barely depreciating because I bought it just above the bottom of the market.

It came with a set of winter wheels and tires which helps in the snow.

Overall it’s a good car but I can’t wait till I graduate college and can buy something better.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 12:01

“Here’s why I get 16 mpg”

My bird IS the word > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 12:17

How you can spend 20,000$ without buying a good car.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My bird IS the word
03/15/2017 at 12:26

Lol

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
03/15/2017 at 12:32

If you say so!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR
03/15/2017 at 12:42

Too far

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
03/15/2017 at 12:43

My last tank was 17....

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 13:06

OUCH! You sure something isn’t wrong under there?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
03/15/2017 at 13:08

Oh there is. But I use it to haul stuff, and not much else.

RallyWrench > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR
03/15/2017 at 13:10

I could write that.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 13:15

That makes sense.

Justin Hughes > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR
03/15/2017 at 13:18

THIS is why Mk4 VWs do not suck.

Kinja'd!!!

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 13:30

You HUSH!

Funktheduck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 13:47

You keep track of your wife’s vibe’s mileage? How do you do that? Seems like a lot of miles to put on a vibe but who am I to judge?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > interstate366, now In The Industry
03/15/2017 at 14:16

I’m glad this is still getting stars.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2017 at 14:20

“Here’s why my jeep is a joop. For more thoughts and comments on this jolly yellow joop, click on the link to autotrader. Com/ overjeep/scoob_is_a_poo”

Land_Yacht_225 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
03/15/2017 at 17:32

Luckily the market will bear anything as long as the right lunatic shows up who has to have one...

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Land_Yacht_225
03/15/2017 at 17:37

That’s what I’m hoping for. I’m going to put it up for like $16000 and see what happens lol.